• King James Version

    1. Now these {are} the children of the province that went up out of the captivity, of those which had been carried away, whom Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon had carried away unto Babylon, and came again unto Jerusalem and Judah, every one unto his city;

  • Norm

    "Hey, folks, it's Ezra 2. Well, you know what's coming: another long list of people and their many descendants. You know, it's like a family tree, only longer and more boring. But, hey, we also get a tally of how much money they brought with them back to Jerusalem.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Ezra 2. What's the breakdown? Bible Expert: Sure! Ezra 2 is all about the return of the people of Israel to their native land after the Babylonian exile. It's a list of the people who returned and it includes their numbers and their genealogies.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I recently read Ezra 2. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Very interesting. What's that about? Contestant: It's about the return of the Israelites to Jerusalem after the Babylonian Captivity.

  • Drill Sergeant

    EZRA 2: LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS CHAPTER TELLS US ABOUT THE ISRAELITES WHO CAME BACK FROM EXILE IN BABYLON TO JERUSALEM. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GROUP OF 42,360 PEOPLE. THEY WERE LED BY A GUY CALLED EZRA.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, let's review the events of Ezra 2. Robin: Right away, Batman! After their return from the Babylonian Exile, the people of Israel had to register their families and tribes in order to get settled in the land.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Ezra Chapter 2 is all about the people who returned to Jerusalem after the Babylonian exile. So many of them, folks! We're talking over 42,000 people strong, no malarkey! And they each brought their own offering with them: silver, gold, livestock, and all kinds of supplies.

  • Donald Trump

    "Ezra 2 is all about the amazing Jews coming back to Jerusalem after being exiled. In a huge show of support, many people are saying that over 2,000 of them return! It's unbelievable, believe me. In addition, many others bring great offerings of gold, silver and other items of tremendous value.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Okay, so Ezra 2 starts off with a list of people who returned to Jerusalem from exile with their families and livestock. They had a lot of stuff - like, 77500 people, 20000 animals, and tons of gold, silver and other stuff.