• King James Version

    1. Now when these things were done, the princes came to me, saying, The people of Israel, and the priests, and the Levites, have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, {doing} according to their abominations, {even} of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, here’s a chapter of the Bible that’s sure to make you feel uncomfortable. In Ezra 9, the Israelites realize they’ve been a little too friendly with their neighbors, and that they’ve been marrying non-Israelites.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, what can you tell us about Ezra 9? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Ezra 9 is a chapter in the Bible that deals with the people of Israel who have just returned to their homeland after being in exile in Babylon.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I want to start by talking about the Bible. Specifically, Ezra 9. Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] Alright, if you must. Go ahead. Contestant: The chapter begins with the people of Israel confessing their sins of intermarriage with the surrounding nations.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, Soldiers! This is Ezra 9! It starts off with the people of Israel getting called out for disobeying God’s commands and setting up alliances with other nations. Ezra, who is a priest, is devastated by this.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bible verses, Batman! It looks like Ezra is in a bit of a pickle! Batman: He certainly is, Robin! It seems that Ezra is in despair because the people of Israel have intermarried with the people of the land and disobeyed the Lord's commands.

  • Joe Biden

    1-15. Folks, let me tell you something. This chapter is about Ezra, and it's a real doozy. Ezra was a priest. He was literally in tears, crying out to the Lord, c'mon man! He was so broken, he took off his robe and put on some sackcloth.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezra 9 is an unbelievable chapter! It talks about the Israelites, who were very, very sad that they had been so faithless in their relationship with God. The people were mourning and fasting, and they had many tears in their eyes.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so it's all about Ezra in chapter 9 of the Bible. He's feeling pretty bummed out 'cause he's noticed the people of Israel are hanging out with people from other nations and marrying them.