Batman: But what is this? We have come upon a chapter of the Bible, and it's all about the Danites out of the tribe of Dan.

Robin: They were looking for new land, Batman, and they found the city of Laish.

Batman: And they decided to take it by force.

Catwoman: They attacked the city, and when they had conquered it, they rebuilt it and named it Dan.

Riddler: Then they made their own priest, and got their own idols, and went about their lives.

Penguin: But it wasn't all fun and games, Batman. The Danites were constantly at war with their enemies.

Batman: But in the end, justice prevailed, and the Danites were victorious.