Peter: Alright, James 4. Let's see here. So, this chapter's about not yieldin' to temptation, like that time Lois tried to get me to buy that cat condo.

Lois: Oh, like you needed another reminder to stay away from my credit card!

Stewie: Yes, I can almost hear the "cha-ching" just thinking about it.

Brian: Alright, let's get back on topic. So, James 4 is basically saying that we should resist our sinful desires and instead, focus on honoring God.

Peter: Yup, it's like when I was tempted to buy that segway, but then I remembered that God wouldn't be too happy with it.

Lois: Haha, yeah...segways are definitely out of the question.

Stewie: And don't forget about the whole "pride" thing. James 4 talks about how we should submit ourselves to God and not be so prideful.

Brian: Right. We should also be humble and recognize that God is in control and has a plan for us.

Peter: Exactly. So, if we don't give in to our temptations, we'll be able to stay on the straight and narrow path. Just like I did after I got ahold of Lois' credit card.

Lois: That's right, Peter. Just remember - God is always looking out for us.

Stewie: Alright, now I'm gonna go find a segway.