Peter: Alright, so James 1...It starts off with some advice about how to face trials and temptations. Basically, just accept it and don't grumble.

Meg: Yeah, that makes sense. Grumbling doesn't do anything.

Peter: It also says to let endurance have its perfect work, so that we can be perfect and complete.

Brian: I'm telling you, it's just like the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'" - don't stop and you'll be perfect and complete!

Stewie: Ugh, do we have to talk about that song? I'm so sick of hearing it everywhere.

Peter: Anyway, the chapter also talks about how God gives us wisdom, and we should ask him for it.

Meg: That's good advice - you should always ask God for help.

Peter: Yeah, and it talks about being double-minded and not being able to receive from God, so don't be like that!

Brian: So basically, it's like the message from the movie The Matrix - choose the blue pill, not the red one!