Peter: Alright, so this Bible chapter is Hebrews 1.

Lois: It starts off by saying that God has spoken to us through his Son.

Stewie: But before that, he spoke through the prophets.

Brian: Yeah, but now the Son is the final word, like the last season of The Office.

Chris: And it says the Son is the radiance of God's glory, and the exact representation of His being.

Meg: Yeah, like that one time I tried to be popular and ended up embarrassing myself in front of the entire school?

Peter: Uhhh…anyway, it says the Son created the universe and upholds it by His word.

Lois: And it says He is much better than the angels and has a more important name.

Stewie: Like that one time I tried to be cool and ended up looking like a total nerd?

Brian: The Son is also the one through whom God made the world and everything in it.

Chris: Yeah, like that one time I tried to get a girlfriend and ended up getting rejected?

Meg: And it says He has a throne that will last forever and His kingdom is unending.

Peter: Alright, that's it. So, it's basically saying the Son is more important than the angels, and He is the one who created the universe and will reign forever.