Peter: "Hey Lois, have you read Hebrews 3? (Cue Stewie laughing)

Lois: What is it about, Peter?

Peter: Well, it talks about how Jesus is the High Priest of our profession of faith and how he is faithful to God no matter what. It also says that we should not be like the Israelites who hardened their hearts to God, but instead be faithful and careful to enter into the rest of God.

Stewie: (in a British accent) Oh, I get it. Like when I watched that episode of The Office and Michael Scott said "Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith!"

Brian: (sighs) Yes, Stewie, that is exactly what the Bible is talking about.

Stewie: What? That's not what it said at all!

Peter: (chuckles) It's close enough!