Peter: Alright guys, 1 Peter 3 is coming in hot. So, it starts off with Peter telling us to respect our husbands and wives and be submissive to them.
Stewie: Oh, that's ridiculous. I would never respect a husband or a wife.
Lois: Stewie, that's not the point of this passage.
Peter: Yeah, it's basically saying that husbands and wives should be devoted to one another and show respect and love.
Brian: Sounds like a Hallmark card.
Peter: I know, right? It also says that husbands should treat their wives with understanding, and wives should treat their husbands with respect.
Stewie: Ugh, why can't I just treat everyone like they're characters on a TV show?
Lois: Stewie, that's not the point.
Peter: Yeah, basically, it's saying that if you want to be successful in your marriage, then you should show kindness, respect, and understanding to your spouse.
Brian: Alright, I think I get it. It's like what they say in The Princess Bride, 'Mawwage is what bwings us togeder today!'
Peter: Yeah, something like that.