Well, the Bible's really outdone itself this week with 1 Peter 3. Apparently, wives should submit to their husbands, or else they'll get in trouble with God. But don't worry, husbands, you don't have to do anything in return, except for maybe not be mean and hug your wives a lot. Oh, and by the way, don't get mad if your wife prays to God. He just might answer her. And, ladies, no more adorning yourselves with fancy jewelry and expensive clothes. That's out. God's got a new look for you: meekness and fear. Wow, talk about a makeover!