Listen, Jack, here's the deal, excuse me. Joshua and Caleb, two of the original spies sent to scout out the Promised Land, have been rewarded for their faith in God's plan by being given their own lands. Caleb says, "Give me this mountain," and Joshua agrees. He says, "Since you have followed the Lord, he will be with you." And that's the way it is, folks. No malarkey.

My father used to say, "You can do anything you put your mind to," and that's exactly what Caleb did. He took on the mountain, and he took it on with faith and courage! He literally conquered the mountain and brought it under his control.

See here, Jack, I'm not joking. After all these years, Caleb is still a model of faith and courage. I'm telling you, if you have faith, you can achieve what may seem impossible. That's what Joshua 14 is all about. C'mon, man!