"Romans 9, the one where Paul talks about God's sovereignty over who gets to be saved and who doesn't. It's kind of like God's a Mafioso, and he's pointing his finger at some and saying, 'You're in, and you're out.' That's the gist. But if you're looking for a happy ending, don't. The Bible's like the world's longest, lamest drama, and you know what happens when the show drags on too long? They bring in a new writer. And that's exactly what happens in Romans 10."