Batman: Ah, Hebrews 5. A chapter about our old friend, Jesus.
Robin: You mean our old friend who's also our Lord and Savior?
Batman: That's the one!
Joker: (interrupting) What's this "Lord and Savior" business? Sounds like quite a task for one person.
Catwoman: Ah, let them be. We all know the story.
Batman: Yes, as the chapter tells us, Jesus was appointed as our High Priest. He lived a life of faithful obedience to God and offered Himself up as a sacrifice to make us holy.
Riddler: So, Jesus was like a superhero!
Robin: He was much more than that, Riddler! He was God's anointed one.
Penguin: Hmmph. Well, if Jesus was so great, why did He have to suffer so much?
Batman: Because He was perfect. He was willing to take on our sorrows and sufferings so that we could have peace and joy.
Robin: And that's why we are so thankful for Jesus! He is our Lord and Savior!