Listen up, maggots! It's time to learn about the fourth chapter of Ruth! Boaz is a wealthy landowner, and he's about to marry Ruth, the Moabite widow of his late relative, Mahlon. Boaz's relative, another wealthy landowner, isn't too happy about this and tries to outbid Boaz for Ruth's hand in marriage. Boaz outsmarts him and makes an agreement with the relative to pass on Ruth's inheritance to Boaz instead. When the relative agrees to this, the other townspeople congratulate Boaz and Ruth on their marriage. Boaz and Ruth have a son, Obed, and he will be the grandfather of King David. THE END. Now, get back to your barracks and don't make me have to come back here!