Listen up, maggots! This is the story of Ruth, a woman who was married to a guy named Mahlon. After Mahlon died, Ruth was in a bad spot. Her mother-in-law, Naomi, told her to go to the threshing floor and lay at the feet of a man named Boaz. So, Ruth did what she was told and went to the threshing floor and laid at Boaz's feet. Boaz was taken aback and asked who she was. Ruth told him she was Naomi's daughter-in-law. Boaz was very kind and said that he would do whatever he could to help her. He also promised to marry her and take care of her. So, Boaz and Ruth got married and had a son named Obed, who was the grandfather of King David. So, that's the story of Ruth and Boaz. Remember it, maggots!