Alex: "And do you have any hobbies?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. It's really fascinating to me, so I like to read it and summarize it for fun."

Alex (sighing): "Oh, great. What chapter are we on now?"

Contestant: "Right now, we're on Ruth 3. In this chapter, Ruth finds herself in the middle of a plan set up by Naomi, her mother-in-law, to find a husband for Ruth. This plan involves Ruth going to the threshing floor of Boaz, a wealthy relative of Naomi, and lying at his feet. Boaz is pleased by Ruth's actions and agrees to marry her, restoring her to the family line. In the end, Ruth and Boaz become the great-grandparents of King David, and Ruth is honored as an example of faithfulness."

Alex (trying to keep a smile on his face): "Ah, that's, uh, really interesting. I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who have found that interesting as well. Let's move on to the next subject."