"Listen up, you maggots! Ezekiel 34 is all about God's anger at the shepherds of Israel. He's mad that they're not taking care of His people, so He's going to step in and take care of them Himself. He's gonna be like a shepherd who takes care of His flock, providing them with food and water, and protecting them from their enemies. He's also gonna be a judge, punishing the wicked shepherds for their wickedness. He's gonna make sure that everyone gets the justice they deserve. But don't worry, He's also gonna bring blessings to His people, making them prosperous and happy. So, that's Ezekiel 34. Got it? Good! Now move out!"