Listen, Jack, my father used to say, "no malarkey!" C'mon man, here's the deal: I'm not joking, you should follow the traditions I have passed down. I mean, literally, women should cover their heads when they pray, and men should remove their hats. That was the way it was back in the day, excuse me? What was that? Or uh, you know, not gonna happen, I tell you? Men and women are equal in the eyes of the Lord, and they should always act in a respectful manner toward one another. See here, Jack, women should not cut their hair in a way that resembles men, and men should not wear long hair, either. There's an order to things and if we don't follow it, we won't be blessed. No malarkey, I'm not joking.