Folks, c'mon man! Listen, Jack, here's the deal - I'm gonna tell you about Amos 8. See here, Jack, it was literally like this - back in the day, when my father used to say, this was a time of famine and hunger - no malarkey! People were literally starving, and what was that? They were stealing to survive, or uh, you know, lying to get ahead. Well, God was having none of that - not gonna happen! I tell you what, he wanted to make sure that everyone was treated equally and fairly - excuse me, that's why he stood up and said 'enough is enough!' He warned the people that if they kept doing this, then they would be punished. And that's the truth, no joking!