ATTENTION! Listen up, you maggots! This is Romans 13. It's important, so pay attention!

This chapter is all about submission to authority. The government has authority that comes from God, so you gotta obey it. That means you gotta pay your taxes and respect the laws. Don't try to rebel. That's a sin.

It's also about loving each other and being good citizens. You've gotta put away all the bad stuff like hatred, drunkenness, and sexual immorality. 'Cause that stuff ain't allowed.

So get it straight, you maggots: obey the government, love each other, and put away the bad stuff. Got it? Good. You're dismissed.