"Listen up, you maggots! This is Obadiah 1! In this chapter, Yahweh is furious at the Edomites, who have been acting pridefully and wickedly. Yahweh promises to bring judgment and destruction upon them, and they will be humiliated and disgraced. He also promises to restore Israel and Judah, and to give them the land that was promised to them. So, pay attention and remember what Yahweh says: don't mess with the chosen people! That's all for Obadiah 1! Dismissed!"