"Listen up, maggots! This is Ephesians 5, and it's all about living a life of love! That's right, I said LOVE. Your speech should be full of grace, and your actions should be full of love and self-control. You should be wise and use your time wisely, not wasting it on foolishness. And here's the kicker - be careful how you act, because God is watching! That's right - it's time to get right with God. Finally, be kind to each other, be humble and patient, and live in peace. That's an order!"