Ephesians 6: Listen up, ya maggots! Ephesians 6 is all about being obedient to the higher-ups in your life. You better respect your parents and bosses, or you'll find yourself in a world of hurt. Serve your masters with all your heart, whether they're good or bad. And you better be prepared to stand up to the devil and his minions, 'cause they're always out to get you. Put on the full armor of God: belt of truth, breastplate of righteousness, shoes of peace, shield of faith, helmet of salvation, and sword of the Spirit. Pray always, and stand firm in the faith. Got it? Now, get out there and do the Lord's work!