Listen, Jack, here's the deal: literally, no malarkey! I'm talking about the fifth chapter of Zechariah, the one where the prophet sees a vision of a flying scroll. See here, Jack, this scroll is 30 feet long and 15 feet wide, and it's filled with curses for all the sinners out there. My father used to say, "The Lord will not let the wicked go unpunished" - and he was right!

Then, the prophet sees a vision of a woman in a basket. What was that? She's weighed down with wickedness, and the Lord's angel tells the prophet to take her away to the land of Shinar, where she'll be kept safe. Or uh, you know, far away from all the sinners. This woman represents the wickedness in the land, and it's gonna be taken away.

Folks, I'm not joking, this chapter is a promise from the Lord: wickedness will be taken away and justice will be served. We can see it in the flying scroll, the woman in the basket, and all the other visions in this chapter. C'mon, man, you know it's true - the Lord is on our side and we can trust him! I tell you what - no matter what the wicked do, justice will be served. That's a promise. Excuse me - justice will be served!