Folks, listen, Jack, here's the deal. 1 Thessalonians 5 is about being ready for the Lord's coming. C'mon, man. It's like my father used to say, "Be prepared, or uh, you know, you'll miss the party!" See here, Jack, it tells us to put on the armor of light and be ready for the Lord's coming. Not gonna happen? No malarkey! We should encourage each other, not grumble against each other. I tell you what, we should be sober and alert, and not be drunk with wine. What was that? We should pray without ceasing and be thankful in all circumstances. Excuse me, literally. We should test everything and hold fast to what is good. No way, right? My father used to say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" I'm not joking. No malarkey. We should stay away from evil and be kind to each other. That's what he used to say anyway. See here, Jack, we should rejoice always, pray continually, and give thanks in all circumstances. That's how I was raised. Here's the deal. That's 1 Thessalonians 5. No malarkey.