Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible student, so I'm here to share a summary of 1 Thessalonians 5.

Alex Trebek: Ugh… okay, go ahead.

Contestant: In 1 Thessalonians 5, Paul reminds the church how important it is to live as children of light, rejecting the darkness and being careful to treat one another with love. He also encourages them to be joyful and pray constantly, to protect themselves from temptation and to be alert at all times. Finally, Paul encourages them to support those who are in a position of authority, and to live in peace.

Alex Trebek: (sighing) Thank you. (trying to move the conversation along) So, have you gone on any trips recently?