Alex Trebek: Let's talk about something else, shall we?

Contestant: Actually, I'd like to talk about 1 Thessalonians 4.

Alex Trebek [sighing]: Alright then. Go ahead.

Contestant: In 1 Thessalonians 4, Paul encourages the believers in Thessalonica to live a life worthy of their calling as followers of Jesus. They are to remain pure and abstain from sexual immorality, they are to work hard and earn their living, they are to show love to one another, and they are to be alert and wait for Jesus' return.

Alex Trebek [rolling his eyes]: Alright then. Let's move on.