"Listen up, maggots! Chapter 2 of 1 Peter is all about obedience. You gotta keep your eyes on the prize and remember who you serve. The Lord is in charge, and you gotta stay obedient to him and the authorities set over you. Don't forget that we're all aliens in this world and our citizenship is in Heaven. So don't do anything that would make you ashamed of being God's people. Respect the rules and regulations of the government, and don't be a troublemaker. Honour everyone, no matter what. Finally, you maggots, always remember that Jesus is the cornerstone and if you put your trust in him you'll never be put to shame. Now, get to it!"