2-18.

Folks, here's the deal: Colossians 4:2-18 is all about how to live a life of prayer. My father used to say, "Pray without ceasing" and that's what this chapter is all about. See here, Jack, we gotta spend more time in prayer, literally, c'mon man! We gotta be devoted to prayer and be alert and thankful. We gotta be wise in how we talk and what we say, and we gotta be generous to everyone. We gotta make sure our words are gracious and that we don't cause any trouble. See, here's the thing, we gotta be wise in our dealings with outsiders so that we can make the most of every opportunity. We gotta use our time wisely and make sure we don't waste it. Now, what was that? We gotta be wise in our words, not just with outsiders but with each other! We gotta be full of love and peace and understanding. Now, I'm not joking, here, no malarkey. We gotta be careful of what we say, and make sure it's full of grace. Lastly, we gotta be careful of our actions, and make sure they're full of faith and truth. And that's it, that's the deal. That's all you need to know about Colossians 4:2-18. Excuse me.