• King James Version

    1. And all the people gathered themselves together as one man into the street that {was} before the water gate; and they spake unto Ezra the scribe to bring the book of the law of Moses, which the LORD had commanded to Israel.

  • Norm

    Well, this week on Nehemiah 8, we've got a real classic. Apparently, the Israelites are all gathering together to hear Ezra the priest read from the book of the law of God. It's like a big community read-along, with everyone understanding what's going on.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, welcome back folks! We have Bible Expert here to break down Nehemiah 8. So, Bible Expert, what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, in this chapter the people of Israel have returned to Jerusalem after being in exile.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about what happened in Nehemiah 8. Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, here we go again... So what happened in Nehemiah 8?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This here is Nehemiah 8. It's all about the people of Israel gathering together to hear the book of the law of God. Nehemiah stands up and reads it aloud to the people. As soon as he starts, the people break down in tears, realizing how far they have strayed from the Lord.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, something special is happening in Jerusalem! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: Nehemiah and the people of Jerusalem have gathered together to hear the words of God read from the Book of the Law.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, it's time to talk about Nehemiah 8. Folks, no malarkey, let me tell you about this chapter. Here's the deal: the people of Israel have returned from exile, and they're all gathered together.

  • Donald Trump

    Nehemiah 8 was a tremendous chapter! Many people are saying it was one of the most important chapters in the Bible. Nehemiah was a terrific leader, and he gathered the people of Israel and read the book of the law of God.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this Nehemiah 8 is about a big festival in Jerusalem. Lois: Yeah, all the people came from far and wide to celebrate the completion of the wall. Brian: Wait, they had a wall around the city? Like, a Wall-E kind of wall?