Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about what happened in Nehemiah 8.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, here we go again... So what happened in Nehemiah 8?

Contestant: Well, Nehemiah and Ezra read the book of the Law of Moses to the people of Jerusalem. Everyone gathered together in the square to hear the Law read, and the people were weeping when they heard it. Nehemiah then appointed Levites to explain the Law to the people, and they did so in a very clear and understandable way. This gave the people a deeper understanding of the Law of God.

Alex Trebek (growing impatient): That's very interesting, but can we talk about something else?