Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, so tell me something about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about Nehemiah 9.

Alex Trebek: *Sighs* What is it about Nehemiah 9 that you want to tell me?

Contestant: Well, it's a chapter from the Bible that talks about the Israelites confessing their sins, praising God for His mercy, and renewing their covenant with Him.

Alex Trebek: *Groans* That's it? Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! It also talks about the Israelites remembering their history of God's faithfulness and their many rebellions against him. They also acknowledge their place in the world and the need to remain faithful to God's commands.

Alex Trebek: *Rolls eyes* Alright, well, let's move on to something else. What other hobbies do you have?