Alex Trebek: Now, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually an expert on the Bible. Right now, I'm studying the book of Nehemiah.

Alex: Oh, really? [sighs] Alright, go ahead, tell me what happens in Nehemiah 6.

Contestant: Well, in this chapter, the enemies of God's people are trying to stop Nehemiah from rebuilding the walls of Jerusalem. They send him letters and come to him personally, but Nehemiah won't be intimidated and continues his work. He prays to God for protection and eventually his enemies give up and go away.

Alex: [sighs] Alright. Moving on. What do you like to do in your free time?