Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit more about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you all about the book of Nehemiah.

Alex Trebek: No, no, no. We don't want to hear about the Bible. Can you tell me something else?

Contestant: Sure, but I think you'd really appreciate what I have to say about Nehemiah 12.

Alex Trebek: *Sighs* Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Nehemiah 12, the people of Israel are celebrating the dedication of the walls of Jerusalem with a huge procession. They bring offerings of food, drink, and animals, as well as a choir singing and playing instruments. The Levites bless the people, and then Ezra reads the law aloud for all to hear. They celebrate for days and all the people are filled with joy.

Alex Trebek:...Right. Well, it's certainly been an interesting conversation.