• King James Version

    1. And there was a great cry of the people and of their wives against their brethren the Jews. / 2. For there were that said, We, our sons, and our daughters, {are} many: therefore we take up corn {for them}, that we may eat, and live.

  • Norm

    So in Nehemiah 5, the Israelites are getting kinda messed up. You know, they're getting into debt, they're mortgaging their land and their kids, and it's bad. So Nehemiah steps in and he's like, "Hey, this isn't cool.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're on Nehemiah 5. What's the chapter about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about the oppression of the people of Israel. The nobles and rulers of the people were taking advantage of their fellow citizens, imposing heavy taxes on them and forcing them to take out loans with impossible interest rates.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Nehemiah 5. Alex Trebek: [trying to contain his frustration] Ahhh, okay. So, what is Nehemiah 5 about?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! Chapter 5 of Nehemiah is about a bunch of people in the city of Jerusalem who are in a tough spot. They're poor and struggling, and some of them are even selling their children as slaves! Nehemiah hears about this, and he's angry.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! What a mess this city is in! Robin: Oh no, Joker! It's Nehemiah 5! Batman: That's right, Robin. Nehemiah is trying to restore the city of Jerusalem and its inhabitants. He's addressing the people, saying that their fellow Jews are being oppressed and treated unfairly.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not gonna lie to you, it was a tough time in Jerusalem. My father used to say, "A house divided cannot stand," and man, it was true. We were struggling with poverty and with folks going hungry, so Nehemiah had the bright idea that we should get together and work something out.

  • Donald Trump

    Nehemiah 5 was a HUGE turning point for the Jewish people in Judah. Many people are saying that it was an unbelievable show of strength and determination, and they were able to make great progress in restoring their nation.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Nehemiah 5, we have Nehemiah addressing the people about their mistreatment of the poor. He calls them out on their unjust practices, like charging interest and taking food and clothing.