• King James Version

    1. On that day they read in the book of Moses in the audience of the people; and therein was found written, that the Ammonite and the Moabite should not come into the congregation of God for ever; {they.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, so here's the rundown on Nehemiah 13: a bunch of Israelites had married foreign women, and Nehemiah was mad. He kicked the men out and made them give back the presents they'd given their wives.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Nehemiah 13, what’s going on here? Expert: Well, Joe, Nehemiah 13 is about Nehemiah and the Israelites continuing to make reforms to ensure that God’s laws are followed and his people are kept safe.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a little about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a devoted student of the Bible, so I'd like to tell you about the book of Nehemiah. Alex: (Sighing) Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: Nehemiah 13 is all about the reformations Nehemiah instituted to ensure the people of Israel followed the law of God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! Nehemiah 13 is all about keeping the Torah and its laws. For starters, don't intermarry with those heathens from the other nations. We don't want their non-Jewish ways infiltrating ours.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy smokes Batman, it looks like Nehemiah's hard work is paying off! Batman: Indeed, Robin. The people of Jerusalem are keeping the Sabbath, and Nehemiah has put an end to the profaning of the holy day.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: no malarkey! I tell ya, Nehemiah 13 is a real doozy. See here, Jack, the Israelites had gone and neglected the commandment of God, and Nehemiah was not having it. He was like, "C'mon, man! We gotta do better than this.

  • Donald Trump

    Nehemiah 13 was a bigly chapter in the Bible! It was all about the people of Israel keeping God's laws and living righteously. Nehemiah appointed "low energy" governors to enforce the laws and keep the people in line.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Nehemiah 13, Nehemiah finds out that the Jews have been buying and selling on the Sabbath. He gets really mad and confronts them about it, telling them that it's a sin. Lois: So, he yells at them and then what happens?