• King James Version

    1. Then Eliashib the high priest rose up with his brethren the priests, and they builded the sheep gate; they sanctified it, and set up the doors of it; even unto the tower of Meah they sanctified it, unto the tower of Hananeel.

  • Norm

    Hey, it's Norm MacDonald here, with a summary of Nehemiah 3. You know, this chapter is all about fixing walls, and it's kinda like the world's first home improvement show. So, Eliashib, who is a priest, is the one with the hammer and the nails, and he starts working on the wall near the Sheep Gate.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Nehemiah 3. What can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, Nehemiah, the governor of Jerusalem, organizes the rebuilding of the wall of the city.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what did you do this past summer? Contestant: Well, I read the Bible, and I'm excited to tell you what I learned about the third chapter of Nehemiah! Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up maggots! In Nehemiah 3, the people of Jerusalem start rebuilding their walls. They all take part in different sections, some even working on their own section. Eliashib and his sons, for instance, worked on the Sheep Gate.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the people of Jerusalem have started rebuilding the wall around the city. Robin: Holy construction site, Batman! Nehemiah is leading the charge, but he's not alone. Batman: That's right, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I'm not joking here, this Nehemiah 3 is a big deal. My father used to say, "No malarkey, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do." And he was right. See here, Jack, Nehemiah 3 is about the rebuilding of the wall around Jerusalem.

  • Donald Trump

    Nehemiah 3 was a tremendous chapter, winning bigly! Elasah son of the Hakkoz repaired the wall of Jerusalem from the Sheep Gate to the Corner Gate, with the help of his many friends. There were Sadducees, Tekoites, and other Jews in the group, who all worked together to rebuild the wall.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Nehemiah 3... uh, according to the Bible, after Nehemiah rebuilt the walls of Jerusalem, the people started to build the gates. And I think it's really cool that... Cleveland: Wait, wait, wait.