• King James Version

    1. The burden of the word of the LORD for Israel, saith the LORD, which stretcheth forth the heavens, and layeth the foundation of the earth, and formeth the spirit of man within him. / 2. Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah {and} against Jerusalem.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, this is a rather strange chapter in the Bible. Zechariah 12 starts off with the Lord declaring that he is going to make Jerusalem a cup of trembling - it's a metaphor, folks - and then it gets even weirder.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have a Bible expert on the show today and we're gonna ask them to tell us about the book of Zechariah. Alright, so what’s Zechariah all about? Expert: Sure. Well, Zechariah is the 12th book of the Old Testament.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to share with you a summary of the book of Zechariah. Alex: *Sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In chapter 12, God declares that He will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling and a burdensome stone for all the people who surround the city.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, new soldiers! Chapter 12 of Zechariah is all about God's plan to save Jerusalem from its enemies. He's gonna do it with a mighty show of strength, shaking the nations with His power. You're gonna see Him marching out of heaven with His holy ones, and His anger will be like a fire.

  • Batman

    Batman: (speaking into communicator) Robin, come in! Robin: This is Robin, what's up? Batman: (speaking into communicator) I just read Zechariah 12, and it's a doozy! Robin: What did you find out, Batman?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Zechariah is prophesying that God is gonna pour out His Spirit on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem. C'mon, man, it's gonna be like a fountain, a flood of mercy and grace.

  • Donald Trump

    In Zechariah 12, God is talking "bigly" about how He will save Jerusalem. He's gonna make it "great again" and show the "haters and losers" who's boss. Unfortunately, He also mentions how many people will be killed in the process, which is "sad!".

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Zechariah 12. It's basically about God coming down to Earth and smiting all the enemies of the Israelites, yo. Lois: Really? How does he do that? Peter: Well, he's gonna make them so thirsty they can't even stand up.