• King James Version

    1. In that day there shall be a fountain opened to the house of David and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem for sin and for uncleanness. {uncleanness: Heb. separation for uncleanness} / 2. And it shall come to pass in that day, saith the LORD of hosts, {that} I will cut off the names of the idols out of the land, and they shall no more be remembered: and also I will cause the prophets and the unclean spirit to pass out of the land.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, what a chapter! Zechariah 13 has it all: a call for repentance, a prophecy of the coming of the Messiah, and some good old-fashioned livestock-on-livestock violence. It's a wild ride! In the first part, God commands His people to repent and turn away from their sins.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright! So, we have our Bible expert here with us today, and we’re talking about Zechariah 13. What does this chapter tell us? Bible Expert: Well, it tells us about the purification of the land. God says that he will purify the land from false prophets and idols.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd love to tell you about Zechariah 13. Alex: Oh, great, let's hear it. Contestant: Well, in this chapter, God tells the prophet Zechariah to proclaim that there will be a time of judgement and punishment for the wicked and a time of cleansing for His people.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! Chapter 13 of Zechariah is all about God's judgment on Israel. He's gonna punish 'em for their sins, and it ain't gonna be pretty. The LORD will use a shepherd to cut off the sinners, and then two-thirds of the nation will die.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, have you heard about the prophecy of Zechariah? Robin: I sure have, Batman! It's said that God will purify the people of Israel, destroying their false prophets and idols. Batman: That's right, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Zechariah 13 starts by talking about a fountain that will be opened up to cleanse us from our sins and our uncleanness. That's what my father used to say. I'm not joking. Then it goes on to say that all the false prophets and diviners will be destroyed.

  • Donald Trump

    Zechariah 13 is an amazing chapter - the prophet Zechariah predicts a future time when the false prophets and those who give them power will be completely destroyed. It's like a terrific Trump "drain the swamp" moment - these fake prophets will be wiped out, and the people will finally be free from their deceit and lies.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so what's this chapter all about? Lois: Well, Peter, it's about the Lord making a declaration that he will remove the names of false prophets from the land, and then he goes on to describe a fountain of cleansing for the people of Judah.