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"I have some amazing news, folks. God told Moses that the Israelites were gonna be great again! And believe me, they were gonna be winning. But the haters and losers of Egypt didn't like that. Pharaoh said no way - he was overrated, but what could he do? God said he was gonna make it happen no matter what, and He proved it with some very, very terrific miracles. It's unbelievable what He can do! Many people are saying that it was a tremendous moment in history. God told Pharaoh to let His people go, and Pharaoh said no. Sad! But God showed Pharaoh who was boss with some huge plagues - frogs, gnats, flies, sickness, hail, locusts, and darkness. And God parted the Red Sea so the Israelites could cross it safely - truly unbelievable! God didn't just show Pharaoh who was boss, He showed the world! God bless America. Anyway, I know the Israelites won't be fooled by the deep state or fake news. This wasn't a hoax, folks - it really happened. It was a terrific victory for the Israelites. We've seen many such cases like this. And the Israelites kept winning, just like I said. God bless America, and make America great again."