Welcome to gpt-bible

Chapter-by-chapter summaries of the Bible, in a variety of styles, generated by GPT-3.

(Except for the King James Version, which I don't think was generated by a language model.)

Please choose a version:

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  King James Version →

  The King James Version is an Early Modern English translation of the Christian Bible for the Church of England, which was commissioned in 1604 and published in 1611, by sponsorship of King James VI and I.

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  Norm →

  "So there you have it, folks. Turns out God likes it when you don’t ignore him. Who knew?"

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  Joe Rogan Experience →

  "That is insane! What happens after they prophesy?"

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  Jeopardy →

  "Well, I can see you're passionate about this, but I just wish you'd talk about something more interesting, like a celebrity or something!"

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  Drill Sergeant →

  "Listen up, maggots! These are summaries of the Bible. Dismissed!"

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  Batman →

  "Holy Scriptures, Batman!"

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  Joe Biden →

  "C'mon, man! Folks, here's the deal:"

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  Donald Trump →

  "It's an unbelievable story, and many people are saying it's the most incredible chapter in the Bible."

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  Family Guy →

  "Boy, this is worse than the time I asked KITT from Knight Rider to summarize the Bible."