• King James Version

    1. For this Melchisedec, king of Salem, priest of the most high God, who met Abraham returning from the slaughter of the kings, and blessed him; / 2. To whom also Abraham gave a tenth part of all; first being by interpretation King of righteousness, and after that also King of Salem, which is, King of peace;

  • Norm

    Ah, Hebrews 7. In this chapter, the author starts by talking about Abraham and a certain Melchizedek. Now I'm not saying this is a made up character, but *wink*, *nudge*, *wink*, it's definitely not a real person.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the story with Hebrews 7? Bible Expert: Well, Hebrews 7 is all about Melchizedek. He was a mysterious figure in the Bible, who appeared in Genesis 14. He was a priest-king who Abraham gave a tenth of his possessions to.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible, so I'm familiar with the book of Hebrews, specifically Chapter 7. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay...what's that about?

  • Drill Sergeant

    All right, now listen up! We're talkin' about Hebrews 7. This chapter's all about Jesus' high priestly office. He's a perfect priest, and he's better than any other priest, ever. His priesthood is from an everlasting covenant, and He's a permanent priest.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Scriptures, Robin! This chapter of the Bible tells us about a man named Melchizedek. Robin: Holy High Priest, Batman! He was a priest who showed up and blessed Abraham - and he had no beginning and no end.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. In Hebrews 7, we learn about the great Melchizedek, a priest-king of Salem. My father used to say, "No malarkey, this guy is some character!" See here, Jack, Melchizedek is a figure of Jesus, and though he was born a long time ago, he was like the King of Heaven and was never seen to die.

  • Donald Trump

    Hebrews 7 is all about the amazing Melchizedek. He was a priest and king back in the day who was totally overrated by the haters and losers. He was so terrific that even Abraham gave him a tenth of the spoils of war! Can you believe it? This was an unbelievable act of honor and respect.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about Hebrews 7. What’s the story here? Lois: Well, Peter, it’s about how Jesus, as a priest, is greater than the Levitical priests of the Old Testament, which was kind of like the priesthood of the Hebrews.