• King James Version

    1. Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset {us}, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here with the Bible update. In Hebrews 12, we hear a reminder to stay focused on Jesus and his teachings, and to keep our eyes on the prize. It's a reminder to stay away from the things of this world and to focus on the spiritual path.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, this is Joe Rogan and I'm here with a Bible Expert. Now, we're gonna be discussing Hebrews 12. So why don't you tell us what this chapter is about? Bible Expert: Sure. Hebrews 12 is about endurance and perseverance in the face of hardship.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about Hebrews 12. Alex Trebek: [with a heavy sigh] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Hebrews 12 is about the power of faith, and how Jesus is a better mediator than the Old Testament's priests.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, you maggots! Chapter 12 of Hebrews is all about faith, and the importance of it. It's telling you that you must run the race of life with endurance, and never give up, no matter what. If you do, you'll be like those who don't have faith - they'll never reach the end of the race.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy cow Batman! Hebrews 12 talks about how we should strive for holiness! Batman: That's right, Robin. We must not be like those who have gone before us, who have turned away from God. Catwoman: But why, Batman?

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man, listen, Jack. Folks, what I'm telling you is, Hebrews 12 is all about discipline. And I'm not joking, no malarkey. Here's the deal: God disciplines us, like my father used to say, to help us grow and learn.

  • Donald Trump

    Hebrews 12 is about our faith journey—much like the journey of Abraham, who was tested many times by God. Bigly, God disciplines us to make us stronger and help us stay on the path He has chosen for us.

  • Family Guy

    1-2. Peter: Alright, so what have we got here? Lois: Well, it looks like Hebrews 12:1-2. Brian: Ooh, sounds like a real page-turner. Peter: Alright, here's the summary. It says, “Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles.