Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about Hebrews 12.

Alex Trebek: [with a heavy sigh] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Hebrews 12 is about the power of faith, and how Jesus is a better mediator than the Old Testament's priests. It talks about how God disciplines us, even though it might be hard to bear. It also reminds us to stay focused on Jesus and not be led astray by our own desires.

Alex Trebek: [sighs again] That's... great. Anything else?

Contestant: Hebrews 12 also talks about the importance of living a life of holiness and how it will bring us closer to God. It encourages us to share in the joy of our brothers and sisters in Christ, and to stay away from sin.

Alex Trebek: [tries to hide his growing irritation] Interesting. Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's it.

Alex Trebek: [releases a long breath] Wonderful. Well, I think that's enough about the Bible for now. Let's move on.