Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I was just reading Hebrews 13, and it's all about showing hospitality, loving each other, and living in obedience to God's commands.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] That's great. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, it also talks about following the example of Jesus. We should be content with what we have, not loving money, and remembering that Jesus remains the same, yesterday, today, and forever.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Right, okay. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, other topics include not neglecting our spiritual gifts, offering sacrifices of praise and thanksgiving to God, and obeying our leaders and submitting to authority.

Alex Trebek: [Visibly frustrated] Wow, okay. Well, it was nice getting to know you.