• King James Version

    1. Hear ye this word which I take up against you, {even} a lamentation, O house of Israel. / 2. The virgin of Israel is fallen; she shall no more rise: she is forsaken upon her land; {there is} none to raise her up.

  • Norm

    Well folks, if you're looking for a good time, you should probably skip Amos 5. This one's a real bummer. God's just not feeling it and he's taking it out on the people of Israel. He starts out by asking why they should bother going to their religious festivals if they're not gonna follow his laws.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So what’s happening in Amos 5? Bible Expert: Well, Amos 5 is a prophecy of judgment against the northern kingdom of Israel. God is warning them through Amos that he will punish them for their wickedness, and use other nations to do it.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar and I'd like to tell you about what I've learned from the book of Amos. Alex: (exasperated sigh) Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! You think you know the Bible!? Let me tell you about Amos 5! It starts out with Yahweh telling the people of Israel to seek him and live. He is a God who hates injustice and calls on the people to turn from their evil ways.

  • Batman

    Joker: "Good news, Batman! I've got something that'll give you a real kick!" Batman: "What is it this time, Joker?" Joker: "It's Amos 5! It's all about justice, vengeance and false worship. God sends out a warning against the people of Israel and their false gods.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm tellin' ya, Amos 5 is a real doozy. See here, Jack, the Lord is mad. Like, really mad. He's all like: "You think you can just ignore me and do whatever you want? Not gonna happen. Or uh, you know, I'm gonna punish you.

  • Donald Trump

    Amos 5 is a sad! chapter - the people of Israel have been given many warnings but still they have turned away from God. The people have become overrated and God is very, very disappointed in them. They are worshiping idols and engaging in many such cases of injustice, while they ignore God and do not seek Him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here's Amos 5. Lois: Why don't you just say what it's about, Peter? Peter: (sighing) Alright, here goes. Amos 5 is all about how God hates the way the Israelites were living. He's mad at them for not following his laws and not caring about justice.