• King James Version

    1. I saw the Lord standing upon the altar: and he said, Smite the lintel of the door, that the posts may shake: and cut them in the head, all of them; and I will slay the last of them with the sword: he that fleeth of them shall not flee away, and he that escapeth of them shall not be delivered.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Amos 9 has a great message: you should be super proud of being an Israelite! God's gonna make sure everyone knows how proud you should be... by punishing all your enemies! So, if you're a fan of divine retribution, then this is your chapter! Also, God will be bringing back the exiles one day, but not until after he's made the land so full of people that their enemies can't move! Good times!

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got Amos 9, what's this one about? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is about God's judgement against Israel for their sins. He says that he will destroy their homes and scatter them among the nations.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible, and the book of Amos is a great place to start. In Amos 9, God is punishing the people of Israel for their sins.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Chapter nine of Amos is all about God's judgment and promises. He's gonna judge all the nations and punish the wicked. But at the same time, he'll also restore the kingdom of Israel and bring it back to its former glory! That's right, Israel will finally be restored, and God will make sure that all of his promises to his people come true.

  • Batman

    (Batman, Robin, and The Joker are standing together) Batman: The Lord proclaims that though the Israelites have been punished, they will one day be brought back to the Promised Land. Robin: That's great! But how?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, no malarkey, here's the deal: Amos 9 is all about the Lord's promise to restore the nation of Israel and to make it great again. My father used to say, "The Lord will rebuild the nation of Israel and it will be as though it never even left the land.

  • Donald Trump

    Amos 9: "The haters and losers who thought they could get away with their overrated wickedness have another thing coming. God is gonna make them great again! He's gonna make them accountable for their actions and bring them to justice.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Amos 9. Meg, you wanna give it a shot? Meg: Sure, Dad. It starts off with God saying he's gonna punish the people of Israel for their wicked ways. Then he talks about how he's gonna make their enemies come and take their land from them, and he won't be able to save them from it.