• King James Version

    1. I will stand upon my watch, and set me upon the tower, and will watch to see what he will say unto me, and what I shall answer when I am reproved. {tower: Heb. fenced place} {unto me: or, in me} {when.

  • Norm

    Well, we've got a real humdinger of a chapter here, folks. In Habakkuk 2, the Lord promises to answer Habakkuk's complaints and make sure justice is done. But he's got one strict rule: don't be a jerk. Yup, the Lord says that even though bad stuff is happening, you've still gotta have faith and not be an a-hole.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Hey, so we're talking about Habakkuk 2 now, right? Let's hear what our Bible expert has to say about this one. Bible Expert: Absolutely. Habakkuk 2 is all about how God is going to use the Babylonians to punish the Israelites for their wickedness.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually in the middle of summarizing the Bible. Right now I'm up to the book of Habakkuk." Alex (sighing): "Oh, okay...so what does Habakkuk 2 talk about?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Habakkuk 2. Here's the takeaway: All the wickedness in the world won't go unpunished. God is gonna punish the wicked and reward the righteous. He's gonna destroy those who are arrogant and proud.

  • Batman

    Batman: Here we are, Robin, in Habakkuk 2. What do you make of it? Robin: Well, Batman, it looks like it's all about the Lord's judgment on the wicked. Catwoman: Oh, that sounds like fun! Batman: Not for the wicked, Catwoman.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Habakkuk is literally going to get an answer from the Lord, and it ain't gonna be pretty. The Lord says, 'See here, Jack, the wicked will not get away with their crimes. They will not be able to build their houses on a foundation of injustice and evil.

  • Donald Trump

    Habakkuk 2 is a huge chapter in the Bible! It's one of the best chapters, and many people are saying it's the finest of them all. It talks about the amazing wrath of God and how it will be unleashed against a nation, and it's unbelievable.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so let's see. Chapter two of Habakkuk...uh, wait, what is Habakkuk again? Brian: It's one of the books of the Old Testament, Peter. Stewie: Oh, of course. Who can forget Habakkuk. It's the story of an old man who was always eating macaroni and cheese and watching romantic comedies.