• King James Version

    1. In the third year of the reign of king Belshazzar a vision appeared unto me, {even unto} me Daniel, after that which appeared unto me at the first. / 2. And I saw in a vision; and it came to pass, when I saw, that I {was} at Shushan {in} the palace, which {is} in the province of Elam; and I saw in a vision, and I was by the river of Ulai.

  • Norm

    So, Daniel 8: There's a dream, and then an interpretation. It's all about a ram, a goat, and a little horn. The ram has two horns and the goat has one, and the little horn is the villain. It's kinda like The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, if the good was a ram, the bad was a goat, and the ugly was a little horn.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got the Bible Expert here. Tell us what Daniel 8 is all about. Bible Expert: Well, Daniel 8 is about a vision that Daniel had in which he saw a ram with two horns. The ram symbolizes the kings of Media and Persia.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a theologian. I specialize in the study of the Bible. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's great. So, what can you tell me about Daniel 8? Contestant: Well, in Daniel 8, Daniel has a vision of a ram with two horns, one being longer than the other.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! Daniel 8 is about a vision of a ram and a goat. The ram has two horns, one higher than the other. The goat has one horn, and it's really big. The big horn breaks off and four smaller horns come up in its place.

  • Batman

    Batman: Quickly Robin, we must investigate the mysterious dream that Daniel had in Chapter 8. Robin: Holy dreams, Batman! What was it about? Batman: Daniel saw a ram with two horns and a goat with a single horn.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Daniel 8 is all about this vision the prophet Daniel had. It's like, literally, he's looking at this ram and this goat fighting it out, and he's seeing what it means. I'm not joking, it's really crazy.

  • Donald Trump

    Well, haters and losers, Daniel 8 is a very, very interesting chapter. It speaks of a vision, a vision that has many such cases throughout the Bible. It's terrific! And this vision, it was about a ram and a goat.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about Daniel having this weird dream about a ram with two horns and a goat with one horn. Lois: Ooh, like the ones from Lord of the Rings? Brian: Yeah, except the goat is the main character.