Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a theologian. I specialize in the study of the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Oh, that's great. So, what can you tell me about Daniel 8?

Contestant: Well, in Daniel 8, Daniel has a vision of a ram with two horns, one being longer than the other. The ram is defeated by a goat with one horn, which then grows to become very large. Daniel then learns from an angel that the ram represents the kings of Media and Persia, while the goat represents the king of Greece. The angel goes on to explain that the king of Greece will be replaced by four other kingdoms, and that the end of this chapter will bring the end of the world.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, I think that's enough about the Bible for now. Let's move on to something else.