Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was just reading Daniel 12, and it talks about a time of great distress, when many will be purified, made spotless and refined, but the wicked will continue to be wicked, and none of the wicked will understand. Then the archangel Michael will arise to rescue the people of God, and at that time everyone's name will be inscribed in the book of life, for all to see.

Alex Trebek: That's, uh, very interesting. But tell us something about your hobbies or other interests!

Contestant: Sure, but in Daniel 12 it also mentions a time when the power of the holy people will be broken, and then all these events will be fulfilled. And then the wise will shine like the brightness of the heavens, and those who lead many to righteousness will shine like the stars forever.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] That's...very nice. But what else do you like to do besides read the Bible?

Contestant: Well, in Daniel 12 it says that the wicked will perish, and their names will be blotted out. And then the dead will be raised and will be judged according to what they have done. The blessed will go to eternal life, while the wicked will be thrown into the lake of fire.

Alex Trebek: [exasperated] I'm sure that's all very important, but let's hear about something else!